May 06 2007
Pardon Mii
I’m not much for video games… but holy CRAP! Wii is the best thing ever. Way better than sliced bread. It’s not even a contest.
It’s this alternate universe where I can break 100 at bowling. I can also box like a mofo, all without breaking a nail or messin’ up my hair. I wish I could make my Mii cuter, but she’s still a looker. Hollah!
I wonder if my boxing prowess would translate in a street fight. The realistic part of me says, “No chance.” My girl friend and I look like we’re having an seizure during a slapfight with ants in our pants. Must sign off for now. Sean and Stacy are taunting me for this “dear diary” entry and it’s my turn to kick some simulated butt.
