Achilles Heals » Guest Contributor http://achillesheals.com Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:01:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://achillesheals.com http://achillesheals.com/wp-content/mbp-favicon/favicon(2).ico Achilles Heals Fight or Flight http://achillesheals.com/2007/09/20/fight-or-flight/ http://achillesheals.com/2007/09/20/fight-or-flight/#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:27:00 +0000 winniesylvester http://karabee.wordpress.com/2007/09/20/fight-or-flight/ Date of Original Publication:
Mon 07 Aug 2006 06:35 PM EDT
Multiple Choice Section of Your Pre-Flight Examination

TSA Officer: Do you have a butter knife in your bag?

Winnie:

A) I butter not.
B) All the better to eat you with!
C) Allah Akbar?

(Upon finding and confiscating said knife)
TSA: Technically, I’m supposed to call a state trooper over to clear you for your flight…

Winnie:
A) Is he single?
B) Will this involve a full body-cavity search? In that case, there’s something I need to tell you….
C) Go ahead, tell him there’s a Sheriff in Nevada that’s got dibs.

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lesley.jpgA colleague of Jenny’s, noticing her pimply predicament, suggested that she “dab a bit of urine on her cheek- a doctor said it would clear acne right up”. In the name of scientific research, I went in search of evidence to support this claim. I humbly submit to you the hyperlink below.

Urine, a cure for all diseases.

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