Jul 26 2009
Crazy Lazy
You may be under the mistaken impression that the American national pastime is baseball. The steady climb of our collective pant size tells a different story.
In reality, the de facto sport of choice has become laziness. Ironically, a whole lot of energy goes in to supporting this sloth-like lifestyle. Products like Y’all Got Mail put hallmark American ingenuity and entrepreneurial spirit to work reducing the need for extraneous exercise.
On the bright side, we’re still manifesting our destiny (albeit by remote control).
It’s as American as apple pie. And, boy, we sure do eat lots of pie.
One response so far
Mmmm… pie.
You got somethin’ against pie? Huh?
Commie.