Jul 21 2008

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Babbling Brooke

Posted at 9:51 pm under Breaking News, Hypathetically

Some people dismiss Brooke Hogan as the low-talent bi-product of a ‘wrestling match’ between her parents, Hulk and Linda. That may be true but don’t count her out just yet.

In addition to mediocre musicianship, she can now count time travel as one of her super powers.

You see, she just set the women’s movement back about 50 years or so.  Here’s a sampling of the chanteuse’s unconscientious objections:

You know what – I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal on emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff.

Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ’cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?

Needless to say, I take exception to the above statement regardless of whether or not it applies for yours truly.

Fatwah, leg drop, euthanasia… you decide. Regardless of methodology employed for the laying down of the smack, it’s time to chlorinate the gene pool.

Don’t take my word for it: see for yourself.

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3 Responses to “Babbling Brooke”

  1. tiizon 23 Jul 2008 at 11:41 am 1

    I just love Brooke Hogan! I’m a sucker for the celeb kids that stay out of trouble and just want to DO their own thing! Maybe I shouldn’t admit this, but… I like Miley Cyrus, Bindi Irwin, Chris Brown, Rhianna, and I use to like Nick Cannon too!! Lindsey Lohan’s been off my list a long time ago!!

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  2. Francison 23 Jul 2008 at 12:18 pm 2

    That’s really terrible.

    But what’s worse (and really superficial; sorry) is that the other woman in the video looks like she just ate a piece of shit. Her make up is terrible.

  3. miruactresson 23 Jul 2008 at 2:06 pm 3

    I completely agree with you. Some celebrities should keep their mouths shut on the subjects they know nothing about. Like Mark Twain stated, “better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, then to open it and remove all doubt.” I think that she should really think about who Hilary is/was and what she is capable of. I think Clinton has a head on her shoulder and steady judgment. Brooke Hogan definitely does not.

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