Jul 21 2008
Babbling Brooke
Some people dismiss Brooke Hogan as the low-talent bi-product of a ‘wrestling match’ between her parents, Hulk and Linda. That may be true but don’t count her out just yet.
In addition to mediocre musicianship, she can now count time travel as one of her super powers.
You see, she just set the women’s movement back about 50 years or so. Here’s a sampling of the chanteuse’s unconscientious objections:
You know what – I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal on emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff.
Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ’cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?
Needless to say, I take exception to the above statement regardless of whether or not it applies for yours truly.
Fatwah, leg drop, euthanasia… you decide. Regardless of methodology employed for the laying down of the smack, it’s time to chlorinate the gene pool.
Don’t take my word for it: see for yourself.
