Peanut Better
June 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm | In Bidness, Buy Lines, Food & Libations, ✦ Chronicles | 3 Comments
I have always been a fan of milk-flavored milk. It does a body good. Chocolate milk – that’s super-yum too. My roommate drinks a bottle of it a day for breakfast.
I opened the fridge this morning I noticed that the V-man went to Wilson Farms to buy the equivalent to a full cow of his lactose nectar. It was then that I was struck with one of those once-in-a-lifetime brilliant ideas. So brilliant, in fact, that I may be on the verge of being immortalized as a dairy oracle. Get this:
Peanut Butter flavored milk!
If put into the right hands will REVOLUTIONIZE the flavored milk industry. Quik – get on it ya silly rabbit.
Granted, it won’t be allowed within 100 yards of any school cafeteria but I still believe there’s a robust market waiting to be tapped.
BTW- did you know that some visionary actually found a way to milk peanuts? I wonder what that machine looks like…
I guess you can milk anything. It doesn’t even need to have nipples. (You’re off the hook Mr. Jinks.)
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the beverage pioneers at Signs and Wonders are Evangelical Christians. They are clearly doing God’s work.
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I love chocolate milk, too, and this peanut butter concoction sounds delicious but is there a natural version without the artificial high-fructose corn syrup?
After a recent discovery of organic chocolate milk at both Shaws and Market Basket with brand names like The Organic Cow without paying exorbitant prices, I can’t turn back to the other stuff.
As for milking anything into milk, one only needs to look at the soybean and Silk. Is peanut milk called Pilk?
Comment by Ari Herzog — July 21, 2008 #
I can’t believe you said “nipples”. And you thought chicken sexy was bad.
Comment by winniesylvester — July 21, 2008 #
I love peanut butter – but yuck!
Comment by Down Comforter — October 2, 2008 #