May 05 2008
Oh- I’ve been a very knotty girl.
I woke up this morning and checked the floor surrounding my bed, certain there would be tire tracks left by the truck that ran me over repeatedly while I slept.
Who knew knee surfing across a floor all day coloring all of the improperly filled knots of a floor with a Sharpy would deliver such a beating? Well, I knew but that doesn’t seem to make a difference to my poor, poor muscles.
Adding insult to my injuries, I stepped on the scale this morning. See- the past few months I’ve been wanting to gain 5-10 lbs. Yep- you read it right. I don’t like the scrawny “Please feed me!” look to which many women aspire. Apparently my midwestern “No-Carb-Left-Behind” tour has done the trick… perhaps a little too well. It would seem that I’ve overshot my mark. Bye-bye Dairy Queen. I’ll always remember the good times we shared.
Well- I currently have feeling in my lower back. Better get back to work and nip that in the bud.
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I just love the last two blog posts…you come from such a classic Americana family – who knew? You’re so deliciously quirky – something that usually emanates from years of family dysfunction (good times…good times indeed).
Anyway kiddo – are you up for being a guest blogger on my site? If so, email me and I’ll give you the details
Caren
Would L-O-V-E to make a cameo. Hit me with the specs.
BTW – Have I mentioned that I’m glad you returned from hiatus? Quality stuff. I always look forward to new posts.
Great site. Thanks…