Sep 20 2007
Fight or Flight
Date of Original Publication:
Mon 07 Aug 2006 06:35 PM EDT
Multiple Choice Section of Your Pre-Flight Examination
TSA Officer: Do you have a butter knife in your bag?
Winnie:
A) I butter not.
B) All the better to eat you with!
C) Allah Akbar?
(Upon finding and confiscating said knife)
TSA: Technically, I’m supposed to call a state trooper over to clear you for your flight…
Winnie:
A) Is he single?
B) Will this involve a full body-cavity search? In that case, there’s something I need to tell you….
C) Go ahead, tell him there’s a Sheriff in Nevada that’s got dibs.
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