[...] Yeah, shaddap! I already figured out that doing something like that takes a pretty special kind of stupid. [...]

Going forward, would you be so kind as to keep your ‘Bowl of Stupid’ outa my reach? I’ve clearly slurped enough to last me several lifetimes.

In my defense: she really was undetectable and the guest room door was open and I wasn’t the only one home at the time… and oh yeah- I almost forgot: shuttup.

Note to self — Kara’s B-Day/Christmas shopping list:

Glasses (x-ray, if possible);
GPS tracking system(s);
Hunting dog:
Eyes;
Ears;
Vocal chords;
Reading material – “Finding People Sleeping In Your Own Apartment – For Dummies”.

I’ll head out to Spencer gifts right now, just to miss the holiday traffic.