Feb 22 2007
They left out: being told you want to have his babies, eradicate his porn collection and need him to agree to lovingly recite the lyrics of every Celine Dion song every night from now through eternity.
All kidding aside, it’s a good article.
Feb 20 2007
I write this here because it needs to be recorded. Despite my repeated and insistent suggestion, my brother will not do so ’cause he doesn’t play well with others and hoards ‘the funny’.
“Kara, women are emotional creatures. They have feelings… sometimes as many as 5 a day.”
And we do. A smart woman moderates those emotions so that she has enough points remaining at 4pm EST to participate in the transformational goodness of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
A-men.
